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(512): View more from Texas

I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are

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(518): View more from New York

They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.

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(801): View more from Utah

She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.

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Dude that's a hat trick!

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I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse

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