Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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