: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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