So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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