I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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