Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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