Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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