Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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