some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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