is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Drake has all the answers
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
