your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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