I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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