she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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