someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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