I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
