My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
We are all done wearing pants today
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Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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