Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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