Do you still have your period?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
vagina is talking i cant
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
he fucked my hip out of place.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Randomize
