Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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