they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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