dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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