I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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