OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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