That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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