this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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