after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize