You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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