i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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