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(805): View more from California

I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.

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(703): View more from Virginia

He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job

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(516): View more from New York

i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it

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(641): View more from Iowa

Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.

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(914): View more from New York

How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.

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