Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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