I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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