I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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