My hair reeks of homosexuality.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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