is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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