Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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