I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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