Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Randomize
