and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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