I like my sex mixed with concussions.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I need a burrito and a hug.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
my liver is dry heaving
You've changed since you got that strap on
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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