We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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