dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
