i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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