: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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