Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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