Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
Randomize
