so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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