How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"