I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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