Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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