I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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