can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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