I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
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I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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