This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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